Dana F.
Age: 25
Weight: None of your biznass
Occupation: reluctant graphic designer. soon to be unemployed by choice.
Location: nyc. soon to be TN.


i am sick of working and will be moving back in with my parents in a few short months, in hopes of becoming a "musician." I don't like going out, and i don't like being around people. in fact, if i do happen to be in a social situation, while i am talking to you i am mentally ticking off a list of other things that i would rather be doing, like sleeping, doing laundry or eating chocolate. my favorite things to wear are my pj pants and a 7 year old t-shirt. i have become a little flabby, because i just don't care anymore. i am not going to have children, because i don't want to go thru labor, and then be pestered for the next 20 years by someone who wants money from me. i feel bad enough about doing that to my own parents. it will be really difficult for me not to harass you. if i get your cell phone number i will bother you all the time, texting you at work, at home and while you are sleeping. i will tell everyone i know about you and plot our future together after the first date. i will write out my first name and your last name to see if they go together. my father is a former minister and will probably perform a background check on you. i am republican, straight edge, southern baptist, and recently gave up eating animals, therefore pissing off both my conservative and liberal friends. my christmas tree ("holiday tree" for all the muslims, kwanzaa's and jews) is an 8 inch tall twig made out of tinsel with 2 puny ornaments. i have issues with commitment phobia, emotional intimacy, and expressing myself. i want you to love me, and i want you to leave me alone.

redeeming qualities:
so far i am STD free.